OK,
it’s not that I mean I need help washing—promise! This post is about two
separate subjects: help, as in I need some--in the form of a research
assistant/intern--and washing, as in a lot of people have been asking how I
wash my body and my home environmentally. First, about washing (but if you’re
dying to be my intern you better scroll down fast!).
As
you all know, a big part of the No Impact experiment is creating no trash. In
particular, I have developed a little OCD when it comes to disposable products.
I use a straight edge razor (great for removing pimples…joking!) and you all
know about the cloth shopping bags. Another thing I’m finally getting rid of is
the plastic bottles that shampoo, moisturizer and cleaning products come in.
I’ve already disposed of the toothpaste tubes thanks to baking soda (see I’m
sacrificing my teeth to the environment). Also, my friend Vanessa who blogs at greenasathistle.com suggests Eco-Dent floss, which contains no animal products and comes in a recyclable cardboard container.
(Note
to self: hurry up and stop using disposable pens, the last disposable product
in our house. Get out all those fountain tips that your aunts and uncles gave
you every Christmas.)
Before
I tell you the how of my new washing regime, a little more about the why.
Commercial shampoos and soaps and cleaning products have about umpteen million
chemicals in them that are bad for the environment—bad for the drinking water,
bad for aquatic life, just bad (is there a commenter out there who can give us
the details of the bad chemicals?). A couple of days ago, the New
York Times reported:
“Worries about water-borne chemicals flared last summer when researchers at
the United States Geological Survey said they had discovered “intersex fish” in
the Potomac River and its tributaries. The fish,
smallmouth and largemouth bass, were male but nevertheless carried immature
eggs.
Scientists who worked on the project said they did not know what was causing
the situation, or even if it was a new phenomenon. But the discovery renewed
fears that hormone residues or chemicals that mimic them might be affecting
creatures that live in the water.”
On
top of the pollution aspect, Michelle, my wife, is also concerned about
Isabella coming into contact with the various toxins and carcinogens in the cleaning products.
Michelle has this idea that two-year-olds shouldn’t drink things with words on
the label like chloro or fluoro or sulphate. Add to these reasons my
love of a good chemistry experiment and away we go.
First
off, we had been using the eco-products you buy from health food stores (see below), so I
saved some empty bottles to put my own goop in and gave the half empty bottles
to Peggy, Isabella’s babysitter. Then, I bought a big bottle of highly
concentrated castile soap (I use Dr. Bronner's), which is biodegradable and contains only saponified organic
vegetable oils, a big box of borax, a big bottle of white vinegar, and, thanks
to my pearly whites, I already had the baking soda. Admittedly, the castile soap
came in a plastic bottle (made from 100% recycled, that is), but I figure one
plastic bottle is better than twenty. I’ll get around to making castile soap
from olive oil myself later.
Now
for the recipes:
Household
cleanser—One quart water, 1 teaspoon borax, 2 tablespoons vinegar, 1 teaspoon
castile soap (you can see my supplies will last until I’m about 76 and it’s way
cheaper than store bought).
Soap—You
can use castile soap but we’re using soap made from local beeswax and bought at the farmers' market.
Shampoo—Seven
ounces of filtered water, one ounce castile soap, one teaspoon olive oil. [Since writing this post, I've decided I'm not a great fan of this recipe. I now use baking soda mixed with water. It doesn't suds but it cleans really well. NIM 6/28/07]
Dishwashing
detergent—one measure castile soap to one measure water.
Of
course, if you can’t be bothered to mix this stuff up, just go to your local
health food store and buy the eco-products that are explicitly labeled “nontoxic”
(an FDA term) and biodegradable, are plant rather than petroleum based (I avoid
animal based products too), and contain no chlorine bleach, benzyne, toluene,
xylene, trichlorethane or phosphates. Buy them concentrated and large to avoid
extra plastic packaging.
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Drum roll,
please…No Impact Man (otherwise known as little old me) is now accepting
(otherwise known as begging for) applications for a research assistant/intern
position. I’ll put you to work and for all that hard work I’ll pay you, um,
nothing. Yeah, sorry, it’s an unpaid gig because I can’t afford to pay right
now. [This position is no longer open. NIM 6/28/07]
What
you’ll get is experience working with a three-time author, a chance to help him
promote his ideas about acting like a good guest on this planet earth, and
exposure to a lot of interesting people. Most importantly, you’ll no doubt get
to meet Isabella and Frankie (if you want to win them over, Isabella likes
muffins—not allowed in the NIM rules but no one will listen—and Frankie likes,
well, anything).
What
you’ll need to offer is ten hours a week of time, a smart brain, good
communication skills, your own computer and a home or other space situation (in
New York City) you can work in, a demonstrated interest in environmentalism
and/or journalism, and a commitment to stick with it for a few months.
Responsibilities will include research, phoning, and correspondence.
Interested?
Send me a note and résumé at noimpactman[at]gmail[dot]com